Melancholy Mondays

I'm in a really bad writing place... And I don't know how to get out of it. I need to, and fast. I have two stories left for my final workshop (my first one completely bombed), and I have to get something written like, now, if I want to graduate with honors.

Somebody shoot me in the head. One shot to the brain. Bullet in the brain pan. That's all I'm asking.